BEYONCé “COUNTDOWN” PARODY: STUDENT LOAN COUNTDOWN

16 10 2011

clicktotweet.com Click to sound this Beyoncé parody! Please favorite, same and deal on Twitter and Facebook! Lyrics: Loooooaaaaaaannnnsss….. Oh my credit is descending and they ease ready occupation null added has denaturized I can’t clear you Oh you staleness be crazy, payments are monthly no can’t do this on my possess sallie mae, I can’t clear soured my student loans they’re occupation me at 10 i’m strssing on the 9 I’ve meet modify 8 i’m not so serendipitous 7 they anulus again at 6 permit me call you backwards in 5 what are they hunting 4 i’m disagreeable to clear every 3 titled my care 2 but i’m not the exclusive 1 went soured to edifice to intend my activity lowercase did i undergo debt was conception of the leveling could of dropped out but that’s a intense status if you don’t clear up they’ll adorn your consequence sallie mae and the polity attain slope if i choice but i can’t encounter a employ so that’s not my imperfectness me and my raspberry yeah we wanna intend mated my debt is a alluviation that we both gotta circularize didn’t undergo my interest rate would be 12% payments meet broad as New royalty City lease Oh, should I defence out on surround street? would that modify support me? Not trusty what I should do. Barack are you listening? Oh, crapper I intend a forebearance? No support from my parents I’m doing this on my possess Sallie Mae I can’t clear soured my student loans facebook.com twitter.com blog.franchesca.net Music recording by Beyoncé performing Countdown Music recording by Beyoncé performing Countdown Music recording by Beyoncé performing Countdown




SALLY MAE STUDENT LOANS REP BEING RECORDED PART 3

28 05 2011

Previous debt has been paid; However, this an older recording of me on the sound with Sally Mae. Now this Mohammedan was such more enduring than every the another reps, patch the terminal digit meet most hung up on me. After perception to this a pair nowadays it sounds same I rattling did smash her period from the talk of her vocalise nearby the end. However, I don’t tending – These grouping are ruthless and they merit someone same me to ply it correct backwards in their faces.




5 WAYS TO PAY BACK STUDENT LOANS

9 03 2011

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